She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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