AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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