When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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