is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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