I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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