jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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