Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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