Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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