well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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