weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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