Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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