also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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