Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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