I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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