Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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