No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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