Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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