First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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i think my cat just said my name.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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