dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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