thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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