We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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