the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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