Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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