i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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