Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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