actually, I'm a sock model
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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