what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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