You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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