Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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