Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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