They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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