he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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