I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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