You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
only you would photoshop your dick
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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