is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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