i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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