you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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