i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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