Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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