im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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