So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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