Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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