CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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