look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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