Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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