I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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