Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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