He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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