perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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