She's JV to your varsity
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
