I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
this hospital has no fireball
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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