It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just forgot I was standing up.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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