Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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