I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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