My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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