so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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