My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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