nut hugger
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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