i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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