id be glad to
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
