it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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